Hollywood’s Autism Agenda Canceled

Following the recent controversy surrounding white-African businessperson Elon Musk’s hand gesture, described by him as “definitely not a Nazi salute, go AfD!”, mainstream media has announced they will no longer be glorifying autism in TV shows and movies.

“We thought they were just adults who really liked peanut butter and jam sandwiches,” stated Meredith Stiehm, President of the Writers Guild of America. “Well, The Good Doctor was a trash show anyway,” Stiehm added. She expressed further frustration over disagreements regarding which group to exploit for future entertainment. “We should put the spotlight on the physically disabled; we kind of skipped over them,” Stiehm mentioned.

Leki Linka Glatter, President of the Directors Guild of America, posted on X (formerly Twitter), “We have to focus on creating anti-Muslim content. They were a recent roadblock to achieving our final solution in Gaza. #NotIslamophobiaJustAutism”

The National Autism Association (NAA) was unavailable for comment on the latest updates, as they were in the 48th hour of a meeting attempting to decide a new colour for their new logo, which has remained unchanged since its founding in 1965.